Well, I really hate the stairs here. They make me climb up five flights! I have tiny legs! Sometimes I get carried. Sometimes.
Other than that, I have been trying to make friends with the cats. They do not like me. I do not really like them. Progress is slow. There is a pug named Elsa who lives three doors down. She’s good.
I like going to pubs and riding on the Tube. One time at the pub, I tricked a small human into feeding me all her crisps.
I have a pink chair at home which I have decorated with pug hair.
– Alice
Pink chair. 
Another cat who doesn’t like me.
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